From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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