look no pants
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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