i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
wow bdsm is so cute
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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