Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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