mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Randomize
