so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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