oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
this will be a night to untag.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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