I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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