GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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