do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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