wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
soo... how was my night?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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