Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I have tasted many bathrooms
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