Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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