it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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