I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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