when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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