And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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