I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
