It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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