More tranny stories later!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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