Say something about gay babies.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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