I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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