You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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