Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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