ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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