alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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