my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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