guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Randomize
