love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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