I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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