Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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