windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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