i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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