You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Randomize
