i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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