Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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