I just cut my nipple shaving
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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