I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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