apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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