So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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