Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My vagina is very pro this idea
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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