isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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