gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I've blown a few things in my day
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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