Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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