I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Randomize
