i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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