Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Holy shit dude........stairs
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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