Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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