I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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