i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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