I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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