Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
