Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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