i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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