i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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