Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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