I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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