is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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