Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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